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Novelty Animal DoormatsMake a statement with our novelty doormats. Each is 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat.Only $19.99 + Ship & Hand Choose your favorite style below! |
Memo to the Cat Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Memo to the cat: We are no longer accepting delivery of small songbirds or rodents. Thank you. $19.99 |
Big Dog Inside Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Big Dog Inside Watch Your Crotch $19.99 |
We're So Excited Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch! $19.99 |
Common House Cat Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: There's No Such Thing as a Common House Cat $19.99 |
Uncontrollable Affection Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Uncontrollable affection is such a dog thing $19.99 |
Dog Can't Hold Licker Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Beware: Dog can't hold its licker $19.99 |
Vet Drives Porsche Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Our Vet Drives a Porsche See Dog for Details $19.99 |
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Cat (n) Mat 18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Cat: (n) a small, fur-bearing mammal usually found sleeping in the sun or destroying upholstery. $19.99 |
Dog (n) mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Dog: (n) domesticated, fur-bearing mammal identifiable by its long nose and its habit of sticking it in inappropriate places. $19.99 |
Bite Worse than Bark Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Funny thing. Turns out my bite IS actually worse than my Bark. Anyhoo...... welcome salesmen, trespassers and solicitors! $19.99 |
Licker or Biter Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Ringing of the bell Barking sounds behind door. Licker or Biter? $19.99 |
Meow Meow Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Cat on a Mat Meow Meow. yeah, whatever. $19.99 |
Woof Woof Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Dog on a Mat Woof Woof Woof $19.99 |
Fluent Dog Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Our Dog is Fluent in English, Afghan, Pekingese Maltese, Pomeranian and has a fairly good grasp of bull Shih Tzu. $19.99 |
Dog Hiding Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Dog Hiding in Bushes Behind You He knows You're Here Act as if nothing is wrong.. $19.99 |
Desperate Housecats Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: They wipe their dirty little feet. Desperate Housecats $19.99 |
Dog Flunked Out Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Our Dog Flunked out of Obedience School He's back, living here at home $19.99 |
This is not a Joke Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: This is not a joke If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5 lb. rib roast in a plain brown bag. The Dog $19.99 |
This is not a Joke Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: This is not a joke If you ever want to see these people again, bring me 5 lbs of fresh tuna in a plain brown bag. The Cat. $19.99 |
Dog is Nuts Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Dog is Nuts $19.99 |
Howdy Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Cat is Nuts $19.99 |
Don't Make Me Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Don't Make Me Come Out There. Dog $19.99 |
Wipe Paws Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Wipe Your Paws $19.99 |
Devoted Dog Person Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: A Devoted Dog Person Lives Here. $19.99 |
Contented Cat Person Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: A Contented Cat Person Lives Here $19.99 |
Ring Doorbell Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Ring Doorbell and Run. The Dog Needs Exercise $19.99 |
Cat Day 751 Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape. . .that and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane. $19.99 |
Dog Day 751 Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeak toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape. . .that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane. $19.99 |
Big Ass Dog Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: A fragile and very sensitive big ass dog lives here. $19.99 |
Ask Not Dog Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee. $19.99 |
Dog Not Biter Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Our Dog is Not a Biter He's a Humper $19.99 |
Water Dry Crap Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Water. Nasty dry crap. $19.99 |
Desperate Housedogs Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: They wipe their dirty little feet. Desperate Housedogs. $19.99 |
One Hump or Two Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: The Dog would like to know . . . One hump or two? $19.99 |
Many Colored Dogs Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. $19.99 |
Explosively Affectionate Dog Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Take One Step Back Explosively Affectionate Dog Inside! $19.99 |
Claw Enforcement Officer M14 Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Claw Enforcement Officer on Duty. $19.99 |
Cat Housekeeping Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: The Cat and Its Housekeeping Staff Reside Here/I> $19.99 |
Dog Housekeeping Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Welcome to the Convent of Sister Mary Menopause $19.99 |
Security System Mat18" x 27" made from 100% Olefin® Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry Flat. Text reads: Protected by a Dachshund Home Security System 24 hour monitoring/I> $19.99 |
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